The one thing that keeps us human is the ability to laugh at ourselves. The accounting profession and auditors have given comedians plenty of ammunition to work with and, yes, some of the stereotyping is dead on. Here are just a few of the auditor jokes we’ve heard, but feel free to share yours with us.

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When does a person decide to become an auditor?
When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Why are auditors mean?
Because they live in an accrual world.

Where do homeless auditors live?
In tax shelters.

An auditor is someone who tries to solve a problem you didn’t know you had and in a way you don’t understand.

Why did the auditor cross the road?
To try and count the chickens on the other side.

What do auditors suffer from?
Depreciation and accretion

What’s an auditor?
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.